He's got a room at the top and a jag at the bottom

Looks real pleased inside his boredom

Out on the stretch he's a big time roller

But the dames keep gettin' colder and colder

He thinks inch by inch monopolize

But that little girl over there

If he got the guts, if he dares

He's gonna cut 'em down to size



Sheila's gettin' rude and hungry for t he first prize

Sheila's gettin' rude and hungry aimin' at the eyes

She's gonna cut 'em down to size



There's a whole lotta pretty things going 'round

So don't let one bad break bring you down

I know a guy who swears he won't find another

Girl like the one that dated him for his brother

Now she's waitin' for him to apologize

She just wants to cut him down to size



Sheila's gettin' rude and hungry for t he first prize

Sheila's gettin' rude and hungry aimin' at the eyes

She's gonna cut 'em down



Cut 'em down to size, cut 'em down to size