Decided it was time to take a boxcar ride

Out of the rain, snow and cold

Me and a friend of mine

A guy I met somewhere down the road

Hummin' all the way down to Spain

On that choo choo train

Safe across the border

Abidin' law and order

Lost each other gettin' high on calvados

I sort of looked up with what must a been

The face of gratitude

When she kissed me on my cheek

And winked her little voulez-vous



They trampled on my head like a dancer did

Somewhere in Madrid

I couldn't feel, I couldn't see

Stole my passport and left a red bandana

On the steps of the cantina

They threw me out the door

I couldn't ask for more

Snot love in Spain, snot love in vain

Too young to explain, love in Spain



Well I found out pretty soon

I could dig myself in down the beach poolside

Rip off a German, hug two baby all right

She was a waitress, I couldn't resist

Her brother said she will make you a good wife

Well since I was from over the border

Abidin' law and order

We spent the night gettin' high on calvados

I looked up with what must a been

The face of solitude

When she slapped me on the face

And her brother started gettin' rude



They trampled on my head like a dancer did

Somewhere in Madrid

I couldn't feel, I couldn't see

Stole my passport and left a red bandana

On the steps of the cantina

They threw me out the door

I couldn't ask for more

Snot love in Spain, snot love in vain

Too young to explain, love in Spain



Steele my passport and leave a red bandana

On the steps of the cantina

They threw me out the door

I can't ask for more

Snot love in Spain, snot love in vain

Too young to explain, snot love in Spain

Snot love in vain