Waitress, more wine

We celebrate, the life and times of Johnny Make Believe

He was the greatest liar, of all mankind

The biggest drunk, you ever saw alive

He was a devil, undisguised

He will be sorely missed tonight



And the next day, will never be the same

Without the beautiful Johnny Make Believe



So let's get high, laugh till we cry

Always remember, his last words

"farewell cruel world, all you pretty girls,

Don't send me flowers, hold me in your dreams"

And then the spirit in the bottle

Took our Johnny for a ride

Come on waitress, pour us more wine

To drown our grief

For Johnny Make Believe



He tattooed my heart, branded my soul

He said: Go for true love, not for fool's gold



So let's get high, laugh till we cry

Always remember, his last words

"farewell cruel world, all you pretty girls

Don't send me flowers, hold me in your dreams"

And then the spirit in the bottle

Took our Johnny for a ride

Come on waitress, pour us more wine

To drown our grief

For Johnny Make Believe



La, la, la, lala, la, la, la, la, etc., [etc.]