Sueleen, tell me a secret Sueleen

You shouldn't be hidin' things away from me

Don't you know I'm king jealousy

And I can't forget the snapshots I've seen

Well the next time 'round, I'm gonna chain you down

I've had enough weekends of vacant double-beds

You better tell that mother, don't push the kid no further

One day, when you're swimmin' in the moonlight

With your beau in the Gulf of Mexico

I'll come ridin' in on the surf

And I think I'm gonna teach that pervert



Sue me, sue me, Sueleen on me

Baby I love you like no other

Sue me, sue me, Sueleen on me

You always did it better

Sue me, sue me, Sueleen on me

Don't wanna talk to no lawyer

Sue me, sue me, Sueleen on me

Whatever they say, please don't bother



Don't scream d.i.v.o.r.c.e. Sueleen

I must have been momentarily insane

The night I raised my cane Sueleen

Little darlin' born to be driftin'



You're my livin' proof

But you're on the move

Don't you understand

That I had my revenge

The night I got that rocker

I knew I'd risk the locker