You want different positions

To keep your love-life successful

And you want a happy ending

With lots of stud potential

Reliable and perpetual

Without being distasteful, oh wee



My papa says it's not the size

Nor the way it's looking

It's the way it moves

On stiletto shoes, papa sure improves

But I bet he's just tryin' to be commercial



So let me say something simple to you

Before we get to do the do: Baby I love you

That takes care of that

You can take off your hat

You and me gotta be the lucky few



There's a tourist in the city

That went and lost his lady

On the purpose if you ask me

He'll have to find a reason

To cover-up the treason

Meanwhile let's hope the night never ends

Meanwhile let's hope the night never ends

'cos mad love's coming, I know mad love is coming

Mad love is coming, I know mad love is coming

Mad mad love is coming, I know mad love is coming



Out on the corner

City boy routine

Right on the border

Of enemy territory

This is how far you've come

This is how far you've gone

There's a fool's moon out

Makin' me shoutand it's cruel cruel

Street's a mean school

Too many blows

Below the belt, you know

This is how far you've come

This is how far you've gone

There's a fool's moon out

Makin' me shout



Mad love is comin', not too soon

On beds that sail outta the blue

Mad love is comin', all day through

Who's afraid of that romance is doomed

Mad love's comin', all over your walls

Into your life, it creepy crawls

This is how far you've come

This is how far you've gone

There's a fool's moon out

Makin' me shout

Mad love is ..............